His lyrics chance every few seasons.
- Unaired Pilot: Our town is bigger, dammit! Right down to the little granite.
- Seasons 1-2: I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with deep vaginas.
- Seasons 3-5: Me, I got a 10-inch penis, use your mouth if you wanna clean it.
- Season 6: Timmy! Timmy! Timmy! Timmy! Timmy! Timmy! Livin' a lie! Timmy! *
- Seasons 7-10 Episode 7: Someday, I'll be old enough to stick my dick up Brittany's butt.
- Seasons 10 Episode 8-Present: I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it.
* Note that season six was the season where Kenny had died, so this was Timmy filling in for him, saying this.