I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time.
(Stan+Kyle): Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation.
Goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind.
(Cartman): Ample parking day or night, people spouting HOWDY NEIGHBOR!
Heading on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind.
(Kenny 1-2 seasons): I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with deep vaginas.
(Kenny 3-6 seasons): I have got a 10 inch penis, use your mouth if you wanna clean it.
(Timmy 6 Season): Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Livin' a Lie! Timmy!
(Kenny 7-10.5 seasons): Some day I'll be old enough to stick my dick in Britney's butt.
(Kenny 10.5-Present seasons): I like fucking silly bitches, cause I know my penis likes it.
So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine!