(Kenny 1-2 seasons): I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with clean shaved pussies.
(Kenny 3-5 seasons): I have got a 10 inch penis, use your mouth if you want to clean it.
(Timmy 6 Season) I like crackers with tuna on, I like to eat them while I smoke my bong, If Dr Seuss ever came along, He'd call me cheech and I'd call him chong, Seuss would have you suck his dong, And slap you when you did it wrong...
(Kenny 7-10.5 seasons): Some day I'll be old enough to stick my dick in Britney's butt.
(Kenny 10.5-14 seasons): I like fucking silly bitches, cause I know my penis likes it.
(Kenny Pilot): Our town is bigger damn it, right down to the little granite.