(Kenny 1-2 seasons): I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with deep vaginas.
(Kenny 3-5 seasons): I have got a 10 inch penis, use your mouth if you want to clean it.
(Timmy 6 Season): Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Livin' a Lie! Timmy!
(Kenny 7-10.5 seasons): Some day I'll be old enough to stick my dick in Britney's butt.
(Kenny 10.5-14 seasons): I like fucking silly bitches, cause I know my penis likes it.
(Kenny Pilot): Our town is bigger damn it, right down to the little granite.